Brief History

In Elementary School...
As sheriff, I tried to connect with my constituents on a personal level.
Throughout Junior High...
My constituents would thoughtfully celebrate my birthday every week.
Once High School Started...
I got a job as a saxophone vigilante until the war ended.
College Afforded Me...
A Post-War direction as a casino singer at The Golden Clam.
The Chippendales Called...
After the Russians bought The Clam, and 86'd my lounge-lizard gig.
Gaining Three Pounds...
Dropped me from the dance troupe, and through the obvious trap door of Retail.
During Sales Conventions...
I played some high-paid gigs, finally making enough for some sleeves.
Taking Us To 10 Minutes Ago...
Producing jazz on my break at Benihana. BTW, No ice in the Sake.

Fame By Association

In Seventh Heaven...
With legendary rocker Richie Hofherr. A great musician - an even better friend :)
Hate Me Cuz She's Beautiful...
With the stunning Cindy Crawford..this was taken just before I blacked out.
Didn't Know At The Time...
Arthur Ashe really was my favorite player..and later my personal hero.
There Are Iconic Mascots...
And then there is the quasi-religious experience of meeting Popcorn Bob.
The World's Fastest Man...
Actually IS NHRA's Tony Schumacher. At 337mph, Yes he is usually on time.
My Horizon Is Horizontal...
But it went Vertical hanging with Matt Scannell. He's funny with a soul patch.
Go Days Without Shaving...
And you look like Bogey The Fairway Bear-Why he's at Red Rock Casino...
Direct From Ireland...
7th Heaven star Keith Semple-Huge talent, and not just on the tennis court:)

The Pub At Ithaca College...
Was as good a 1st gig as any. And 30 years later, the acoustics still suck.
If I Could Make It There...
In '90 at THE Apollo Theatre and not get the Ax, I know I can hold my water.
Speaking Of Apollo Legends...
Opening for the late great David Peaston at a NYC club in '88 - Surreal.
Capitol's GM Is Here For Me?..
At S.I.R. Studios on West 25th Street in '91. Quick - Somebody lend me a hit.
Hanging With The Huxtables..
Serenading the crowd between scenes, then attended Theo's '92 graduation.
Hyatt Chicago Hosted WGCI's..
1996 Music Seminar-Audience of 2000, McKnight and I onstage in nice pants.
If Harpo Studios Say 'Run On'..
I always do-Especially when it's for background vocals on a new '99 theme.
Of A Million Vocal Sessions...
I've luckily landed, George Benson's were the pinnacle. Changed pants twice.