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**Those Of You Who Cannot Figure Out What To Do Could:


1) Roll The Dice And Just Click Any Link Available

2) Peruse Back Through The Above And Sound It Out

3) Look Away And Try Clicking Anywhere On The Screen

...For A Controlled Period Of Time - Say...An Hour.

After That We'd Suggest Maybe A Meal

...With Some Vegetables In There Somewhere

...And Then Definitely A Bath For Some Of You :)